Storm of Kings (2016) [+18]

Venvibes July 17, 2024 1 min read

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and atmospheric porn, a steal of course
While objecting to the porn parody (ripoff) movement in general, I enjoyed Dick Bush’s “Storm of Kings”, a takeoff on the hit “Game of Thrones” that plays pretty well, and is smartly slotted under the big-breasts-banner of Brazzers for release. Bush has a way with a low budget, and the film delivers the atmosphere to make the standard sex scenes interesting.

One problem, unlikely to deter the interest of other fans, is the miscasting of Peta Jensen in the lead. Just as in the traditional star system of Old Hollywood (and still prevalent in other nations ranging from France to India), Peta is Brazzers’ #1 (if only) contract star, so she traveled to England with this project. However, she doesn’t even attempt an accent in this period piece, and during her sex scenes instantly reverts to an anachronistic Chatsworth mode of pornspeak. The “F*ck, yeah!”, “Right there!” and similar gutter language epithets don’t fit at all and take us from this fantasy world to 21st Century Porn.